the latest bullshit ad stealing men's souls and convincing women that they are to be bought, equating love with money and possessions-
"More romantic than writing her a song, more thoughtful than actually singing it." A diamond.
This is what they say about love during the holidays. This is how far its come that they're knocking the hopeless romantic with guitar in hand and heartfelt song in his heart as not being quite romantic enough. Surely not as romantic as a beautiful overpriced stone who's size defines her husband's love (and his pocketbook and her social standing) that was mined under the watchful eye of the modern-day slave trade in Third-World Africa.
Ahhhhhhhh love and capitalism. A match made on Valentine's Day.


2 Comments:
Don't you know that all women care about is diamonds and money?? Seriously, that's why I married Jon. Cuz he's got so much of it. ;)
-Geats
That is possibly the dumbest ad i have ever heard of. I for one think that sticking with the guitar is better. If you can't get a chick without a diamond, then she can go die....
-Snork
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