How cool would it be to have this disorder- that I made up. Your thoughts and vocalizations are not in time with your experiences, so your verbal responses are delayed. Your physical actions are normal though. Picture this-

You're on your way home, walking down to the train, you just miss it. You think dammit, I just missed the train! But your speaking of it is delayed, as is everything else- so when you get home, you walk in and instead of saying "hi", you say dammit, I missed my train! 5 minutes later you say oh good there's another train, I'm almost home. But you're sitting at home making dinner already. As you're making dinner you say "hi, I'm home, how was your day?" as you're getting your hand burned by a hot pan. You don't say anything. Ten minutes later, as you're sitting down to eat, you say "I think I'll have some pasta tonight" and a couple minutes later "ow, dammit, stupid hot pan!" as you're eating your food. And so on and so forth. I think that'd hysterical. Funny to watch in a movie or something.