My most feared place in the world- the friend zone. Girls have it, they put guys in it. Once, you get in it, you'd hafta be a magician to get out. Its like these two paths- you meet someone, and for a bit you're walking down this path together, you're talking about the woods, the birds, the weather, getting to know each other. Suddenly you see a fork up ahead. Once you see that fork, you probably know immediately which way you wanna go. Problem is, when she sees that fork, she makes her own choice which path she wants to go down with you, and it doesn't necessarily agree with your choice, nor does it even necessarily depend on anything you've done or said. But once she makes a choice whether she wants to walk down the friend path or the dating path, the choice is made and its all over from there. Your choice is either to stop, turn around, and run out of the woods, or just be content with the path she has chosen. Don't you dare try and run through the woods from one path to the other- if you leave the friend path and try to find your way back to the dating path, don't think for a MINUTE that she will follow you- she will patiently wait for you to return to your senses, and to the path, or worse leave your ass in the woods and you'll never see her again. And if you leave the dating path and try to find the friend path out of the woods, you're following that path out of the woods alone. And if she tries dragging you through to that friend path, forget that too- you'll never even make it through the underbrush to that path together. The moral of the story? Screw the woods. Don't ever go in. Burn them down to the ground. The problem is, the only way to the other side is through these damn woods.........